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Johnny Test Porn Story: Serious Johnny Chapter 3

Johnny Test Porn Story: Serious Johnny Chapter 3

“WOAH!!” Dukey shouted as his cover was rocked with enemy fire.

The boat ride to Athens proved to be long and boring. Johnny and Dukey were the janitors, a job both despised. They had to clean up nasty food that would occasionally get spilled in some of the fights that broke out between the other shipmates; and occasionally blood when they got really crazy, thanks to the cabin fever that seemed to spread at around the second month of travel. Needless to say, they were both happy to get off that damn boat, until lasers started to fly at their heads and kill the other soldiers.

Dukey quickly popped up and sweeped his laser rifle across the docks, letting a stream of hot plasma pepper the area. Screams were heard as those alien bastards were mowed down by some of the shots.

Most of the aliens that had faced on the docks were simple foot soldiers. They wore black armor, and some of them didn’t wear helmets, showing their red, lizard-like heads to the world. Some of the soldiers used guns, while others used close range weapons.

“Let’s see you use weapons without arms!” Johnny exclaimed as he sweeped at a few of the melee aliens with his chainsaw.

The drone screamed as the steel cut through his arms.

Johnny had quickly gotten over the shock that would accompany something like fighting aliens, and was now disarming them at every turn, literally. In fact, limbs and other areas of the body were strewn all over the docks from Johnny’s handywork.

“Strange one with hair disease, provide us cover!” Kratos ordered Dukey around as he took out his Blades of Chaos.

He threw the blades on the chain and sweeped the glowing sword around the area, cutting a few aliens down.

The other soldiers charged up and started slashing at the aliens, Johnny and Dukey hanging back.

“What, you think we gonna risk our lives that much?” Johnny said as he looked at the reader.

Sadly, everybody but Kratos sucked at fighting; damn, you should’ve seen these peoples’ attempts at fighting, it was one of the most pathetic things Johnny and Dukey had ever seen.

“This is more pathetic than us shooting at that minotaur!” Johnny said as he watched the aliens cut the soldiers down like grass.

“We need to find a way around this,” Dukey said.

“We could just swim around into the city.”

“That’s a great idea!”

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“THAT WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA!!” Dukey yelled as they got out of the water, cut up and bruised.

Johnny looked back at the shark-like aliens. After doing what looked like some kinda lewd, mocking gesture with their fins, they descended into the depths of the ocean.

“Oh, you little…we’ll get you next time!” Johnny half-snarled.

They catiously stepped inside the building in front of them and proceeded to make their way through the large structure, back-to-back to make sure nothin could sneak attack them. The building they were in must’ve been a temple, because it was almost like nothing more than a gigantic hall.

“I’m gettin’ dizzy,” Dukey said after the fifth spin-around.

They shuffled their feet along as they spun about one more time in the structure, checking for activity as they did so; sadly, you couldn’t see much at night time when only a few torches were lit here-and-there.

Johnny slowly reached for the door; it creaked, very loudly, as the boy slowly opened it.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!”

The door was suddenly shut extremely hard and Johnny spun around and put his back to it.

“We ain’t goin’ out that way,” He said.

“Where are we even going? It’s safe in here,” Dukey said.

Johnny lightly creaked the door open and looked through the city. There was a light a little ways across; swirling and blue, dispensing aliens as it swirled; that was the portal.

“That’s our target,” Johnny whispered as he pointed at the vortex, “We just gotta get there, and then we’re outta here.”

“How do you know that just won’t take us back to Porkbelly?”

“I don’t.”

“…It’s amazing what you’ll do when you’re desperate. So, how do we get over there.” Dukey said as Johnny shut the door.

“…Ummmm…”

“Gee…that’s really encouraging.”

“Shut up! …I got it! We can sneak through the backstreets, they’ll never see it comin’!”

“But how do we get out of this building without being spotted?”

“Well, I don’t know.”

“But it’s your plan, you should know all this.”

“Why am I the one with the plans?! You wanna think of something? I’m officialy handing the idea torch to ya’!” Johnny crossed his arms and put an expression on his face that said ‘I’m waitin’.’.

“Ummmmmmmm…”

CRASH

A drone in black armor flew through the window, smashing a table upon landing.

“You shall not take this city, foul beasts!” Came a shout from Kratos.

Dukey stared at the dead drone; he was tall, about as tall as him and Johnny standing on each other’s shoulders. Then, inspiration struck.

“I got an idea!” Dukey exclaimed as he thrust his pointer finger upward.

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“I can’t see nothin’!” Dukey exclaimed as he shuffled in the suit of armor and crashed into the wall, but Johnny took the impact.

“Ow! Watch it! I’m the head, I take most of the punishment!” Johnny scolded.

“Well I can’t see through the armor.” Dukey began to walk forward, as Johnny guided him.

“Okay, just walk forward…slowly…take a big step…”

Dukey carefully took a step over a naked drone.

“Stop, we’re at the door.” Johnny reached out with his armored arm and pushed the door open.

He looked through the visor of the helmet; alien were there, but no humans. Johnny just figured that Kratos had moved on and more aliens came.

“Where have you been soldier!” One of the higher ranked drones (Blue armor.) demanded to the disguised heroes.

“Scoping out that building, sir,” Johnny said, obviously forcing his voice to get deeper.

“Find anything?”

“Negative.”

“Carry on, then.”

“Thank you, sir.”

Now whispering as low as possible, Johnny began to guide Dukey to the backstreats/alleys.

A loud clattering noise got their attantion, and the cold night wind was suddenly feelable on Dukey’s furry back. He instinctivly turned his head to find the aliens staring at him, and the back piece of armor on the ground.

“Ummmmmmm…” Dukey started.

“GET THEM!!” The drone in the blue armor ordered.

“RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!” Johnny shouted as he ditched the rest of the armor and hauled ass for the alley, Dukey also running. Shots were fired as the two rounded the corner and continued to run as fast as they can. Johnny took out his blaster and fired a few blind shots behind him.

“AUGH!!” Wow…lucky shot.

The two continued running their behinds off, zig-zagging in the narrow alleys as a poor attempt to dadge lasers; Johnny had already had his hair singed a little, and Dukey had a skim-mark on his leg, making it a little harder to run. After about thirty seconds of dodging shots from aliens that shot worse than bad-guys in those action movies, they came up to a three-foot-high stone wall. They jumped over at and Dukey popped up, holding his two blasters. He let loose, letting hundreds of rounds fly down the alley. Grunts and screams came from the aliens as fire rained down upon them, wiping them out; there were about ten of ’em.

“Man those guys were bad shots!” Dukey said as he lowered his guns.

Johnny – being only 3-foot-tall himself – stood on his tip-toes to get a better look at what had happened.

“Woah, you turned the alley into Swiss Cheese,” He said.

“We already did that joke. Come on, we need to get to that portal.”

And so the two began making their way across the city. They kept to the shadows, shooting down any aliens when they got the chance; stealthily, of course. They had even taken to going across the rooftops if they needed to; they wanted as little confrontation as possible, no need to try and take everything on, that would’ve just slowed them down.

“We’re almost there,” Johnny said a he peered around a corner at the vortex.

He could now see that the portal had a machine around it, similiar to the one they first used; Johnny figured they just built a better one that could work better, which was true. After the hundredth soldier radioed from the fiery bowels of Hell, they decided to build a much better version of the previos machine, chich worked quite well, it was even able to track Johnny ad Dukey down, but not down to the exact lacation, just the time-frame and/or world.

“How far away?” Dukey asked.

“It’s not close enough to just run to, that’s for sure. We’d need some kinda super-speed for that.”

The two were currenly in some kinda temple, where a few others were housed. It was kinda like a church of all the Greek gods, everyone was praying to someone.

“You two,” One of the people said, “Bow your heads and pray to the gods for divine powers to help us.”

“Actually that sounds like a good idea,” Dukey said to Johnny.

“How does that help us?”

“Well, Johnny, the Greek gods supposedly helped people and appeared and did all that stuff. Maybe if we ask for some help, It might come.”

Johnny shrugged and got down on his knee, bowing his head and putting his hands together.

“Please Oh Great…um…”

“Zues,” One person said.

“Zues…tell me…what can help us right now?”

Johnny heard some gasps of surprise and cracked one eye open. There was a bright light, it was getting brighter. Johnny eventually closed his eyes from the intesnity. He cracked one eye open again, and There he stood, his hair white, in a toga, and looking all powerful. It was the Father of all the Greek gods: Zues!

“Woah…didn’t see that comin’,” Johnny commented.

“Hello Johnny,” He said in a powerful sounding voice.

“Damn…” Dukey commented in astonishment.

“H-hello,” Johnny said as he slowly got back up.

“Don’t sound so nervous Johnny. I mean no harm.”

“Can you help us defeat these aliens?”

“I wish Johnny. The gods, not even the Big Man himself, are allowed to toy with this stuff. Not in this world, not in another.”

“Say wah? You can’t do anything? But you guys are all-powerful, can’t you do something?”

“Well, I might, let me check with the Big Man.”

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Zues had promptly put himself into a trance to talk with the ‘Big Man.’. Everyone had sat there for thirty minutes while the aliens ransacked the city. They had apparently not checked her because it was just a run-down temple. Johnny and Dukey clutched their weapons, just in case, getting sneak-attacked would be pretty bad right now.

“I have the answers,” Zues snapped everyone back into reality.

“Huh? wha?!” One man exclaimed as he bolted up-right and searched around.

“Johnny, Dukey, come here,” Said Zues.

“First off: we trust you to not take advantage of your powers, we trust you to use them correctly. We hope what we give you helps.” Zues’ hand shined slightly as he reached for Johnny’s head.

The boy felt the energy surge through him at Zues’ touch, nearly knocking him down.

“Woah…had quite a kick to it,” Johnny said as he rubbed his head shakily, which kinda hurt.

Dukey was then divinely touched in the forehead. He gasped at the slightly painful sensation and fought to stay up. He found his fotting and was able to shakily stand.

“Good luck you two. You might be every world’s lest chance against these aliens,” Zues said before dissapearing

“WOAH!!” What you mean ‘we the last hope.’?” Dukey asked the Zues statue, “How does saving your own skin turn into the saving every universe in existance?”

“Let it go, Dukey,” Johnny said.

Dukey then just stood there for a second.

“What do we do now?” He asked.

“FREEZE!!” Some aliens suddenly exclaimed as ten bust through the door.

Dukey turned to them with hate in his eyes. Instincts took over and he slammed his paws together as hard as he could. A sonci boom tore through the room, tearing everything to bits. The front of the temple exploded as the boom ripped through the temple and through the aliens around like trash in the wind.

“My turn!” Johnny exclaimed.

He dashed forward at an amzing speed and attacked the first alien he saw. Screams echoed as he smashed into him as hard as he could, destroying him. A laser sounded off and Johnny suddenly felt a sting in his arm, which he brushed off as nothing. He them jumped with as much power as possible and smashed into the alien that shot at him on the rooftop. He skipped across the rooftops, slamming into any alien that he touched. Screams of pain were let loose as Dukey tried to keep up with the blur of color that was Johnny.

Ten rooftops hopped across and twenty dead aliens later. Johnny soundly landed right next to the next target. A yellow aura shot out and hit the alien with a wave of enrgy as he landed, tearing most of his armor off and dazing him. Johnny causally reached his foot up and tapped the alien, knocking him off the rooftop and into the deserted streets below.

“Come on Dukey!” Johnny called.

Dukey leaped with all his power and made it to the rooftops.

“Destroying aliens is fun!” Dukey exclaimed.

“Let’s get to that portal,” Johnny said as started running, slowing a bit so Dukey could keep up (He got mostly power in his package, Johnny got speed.).

they made it in a few seconds and slowly walked, to be all dramatic.

“Now then…how do you work this thing?” Dukey asked as he hit a few random buttons.

“You don’t!’

The two tunred to see the same blue alien that tried to operate on Johnny, still wearing a white lab coat.

“Not you again. Get outta here before we destroy your ass!” Johnny said.

“You think jst because you destroy a few drones means you can match up with everyone else?” Said the blue dude.

“There’s more kinds of you?” Dukey questioned.

“Yes, actually…but we couldn’t get any of them through the new machine. But that doesn’t matter…I can take you down myself.”

“Oh yeah..you and-” Johnny found himelf cut off as a white blur rushed past him and smacked him and Dukey down. HARD!

“And I’m not even that powerul compared to some of the others,” They heard from behind them.

Johnny groaned as he tried to sit up.

Damnit, he’s fast! Was the first thought in his throbbing head.

He looked down to see that Dukey was unconcious, sprawled across the rough cement about a few feet away from the powerful strike.

“Give it up, boy; you were barely a match with your dog.”

“We’ll see about that!” Johnny dashed up and striked.

He sent rapid-fire punches into Blue’s gut, pushing him away from the portal as he hammered into him. Blue felt his ribs get smashed as Johnny relentlesly threw punches. He sent his fist out and caught the boy in the chin with a hard uppercut. Johnny felt as the large fist connected with his face, but he wasn’t gonna give up. He regained his footing and sent out a kick to his opponent’s mid-section. Considering the height difference between the two, this was actually a lot harder to do than it sounds, so Johnny ended up slamming Blue in the balls as hard as he could.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHH!!” Was his cry of pain as he clutched his manhood and fell to his knees.

“And that’s not all!” Johny exclaimed as he turned around and pointed his butt up. “Pull!”

Blue was shocked as he saw a long streak of wild flame erupt from Johnny’s backside and fling him away.

“Come on, Dukey! We gotta go!” Johnny picked up a woozy Dukey and threw him roughly into the portal, then jumped in himself.

Hmmm…the boy is good. Blue said as he thoughtfully rubbed his chin. But he must get better if he wants to beat me. I was merely holding back. I almost feel bad for having to destroy him next time we meet.

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Good lord, that was my longest chapter ever in any story, and I wrote it all in one day. So, this part with Greece didn’t have much story to it, but the next areas they go to will have more substance to them. Also, though they seemed unstoppable and extremely powerful with the powers they got, Johnny and Dukey arn’t; compared to what they will face as the story goes, they are actually fairly weak in comparison, I just gave them a boost to make it more fair.

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